The Spawn Of Idiots
I just read and watched some internet news and I was surprised that three articles all had a common theme.
Stupid, idiotic parents was the theme.
OK, first off we begin with news article number one.
There are some parents of a new born baby that want to name their kid 4real, that’s right. Not Foreal (For Real), but rather 4real with the actual number as the first character in the name.
Their reason for this is because they thought, “Jeez he is for real!” and thought it would pretty much sum up the the meaning of his existence.
Umm, to me it sounds like it’s summing up that the two of you are a match nobody thought would ever happen and the fact that the two of you had sex and spawned a child was, For Real? In other words, “No way! You two had Sex? Eeeewww!”
In order for them to show the world that they were capable of making a kid, they decide to give the kid a ridicules name. Never mind what the kid has to go through growing up with that stupid name. Thankfully they aren’t allowed to register the kid with that name.
What’s next? Calling a baby Apple?
Now we come to article number two.
Lets name her, Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.
That’s the name she has been given!
She has 25 middle names! 25 Boxers names because her parent’s parent’s had an obsession to boxing. The baby’s mother admitted to having to reach to the age of ten in order to finally learn and remember her full name. To me that would be one reason not to do the same thing to your kids.
I’m all for naming kids a unique name and everything, but in my opinion, you need to think of the life they have to live and how it will be for them to grow up with that name. If not for when they are young, and we all know kids can be cruel. For the longest time I thought I was a leprechaun, with the name John, but that went down the toilet later on in life. 
Next thing we know, there will be a kid called Squirt!
Now we come to story number three.
The laughter of children is usually a cheerful sound to hear, and it is usually a pleasant sound to hear for most. But there is one town that have neighbors going to war by the pool.
If you watch this video, you’ll get the whole story. Listen to the audio that was recorded by a neighbor. They took 30 minutes of recording and what you’ll hear is what these folks have to put up with every day when these two girls go swimming in the pool.
Sure kids playing is OK. It’s usually OK when they’re behaving and having fun, but from that audio clip, I can see why these people are upset about the noise.
It’s not the kids that are at fault here. In my opinion, it’s the parents. They should be getting up off their asses (Fat asses according to the video) and stepping out to tell their two girls to quiet down.
If you have an entire neighborhood telling you that your kids are getting a bit to loud with the screaming, then your kids are probably getting to loud with the screaming! It’s not like you have one old man that is a grouchy old man that hates kids nagging you, you have an entire neighborhood complaining.
What is with people and their kids these days. It’s a lack of supervision, and a lack of common sence that’s warping kids these days. This is my opinion, and you’re entitled to it.
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