Seagal - Pweeese Stop Being Mean To Me!
I almost did one of those spit takes when I read this ridiculous article about how Steven Seagal blames his slumbering career on the FBI.
He says that his lull in the Movie Business is because of the negative publicity that resulted from the FBI affidavit that accused him of hiring former private eye Anthony Pellicano to threaten a freelance reporter for the Los Angeles Times. He also says false FBI accusations fuelled thousands of articles saying that he terrorized journalists and associate with the Mafia.
WOW! Now THAT would be a Steven Seagal that I would like to go see in a movie!
Seagal was one of the biggest action stars of the 1990s, his films generating more than $1 billion in ticket and DVD sales. Most of his recent movies, however, have been released straight to video.
Seagal was never charged but the FBI has not issued any statement clearing him of wrongdoing. FBI spokeswoman Laura Eimiller said Friday the agency does not comment on pending investigations.
Full Article here.
Hmm, most went straight to DVD huh? I wonder why that was.
Nobody wants to see you, and I suppose you already know that Mr. Seagal, because you’re trying to put the blame on somebody else. I find that a lot of people will try to put blame on somebody else for their failure.
You know what I think?
I think you’re fat, and you can’t act worth shit. The only reason you did any good during the 90’s is because that was probably one of the worst decades when it came to anything decent for movies. People had to make due with the latest Action Movies that were playing, and unfortunately, YOU were in them Mr Seagal.
Your whole ‘I’m so bad ass’ attitude was is pathetic, and you still have the same greased back mullet that went out in the 80’s for Christ’s Sake!
Here’s an idea, get rid of the greasy mullet, and get the frizzy Afro thing going. Better yet make that Afro all red. OH OH OH! and paint your face all white and put one of them big red nose balls on. And since you’re at it, draw on a big red frown around your mouth.
With the pathetic behavior your displaying, I think that would be the best character for you to do.
But of course, this is just my opinion, and you’re entitled to it.
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