Paris Hilton Looses Fortune
HA HA HA HA HA! I love it!
I bet the whole Hilton family wants to kick Paris out of the clan by now since her grandfather Barron Hilton announced plans on Wednesday to donate 97 percent of his $2.3 billion fortune to charity.
It’s too bad she has already made enough of a celebrity status to take care of herself, but it would have been nice if she didn’t already have all that and then being told she’ll have to work as a bell hop at the hotel in order to make a living.
Paris Hilton was not immediately available for comment on her grandfather’s plans for his fortune.
Jerry Oppenheimer, who profiled the Hilton family in his 2006 book “House of Hilton,” has said Barron Hilton is embarrassed by the behavior of his socialite granddaughter Paris and believes it has sullied the family name.
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That’s a lot of money to go to charity, lets hope it’s put to good use. Lets also hope that the Hilton’s don’t show up on the doorsteps trying to act like charity cases. LOL!
I just wish I was there to see her face when the news was broken to her. I can just imagine it now.
“Paris…?”, says her Mom
“Paris, “Yea, Mom? What the hell do you want. Can’t you see I’m busy buying more crap online here?”
“Paris, hun’. I think you need to have a seat. I have some dreadful news.”
Paris,”OH for crying out loud! There! I’m sitting! What do you fu*#en want?”
“Well, Paris you little spoiled brat! Grampy has given away all our money to charity.
“WHAAAAAA!!!??? Nooooooo! Muuuummmy! Noooo!”
“That’s right dear, we’re going to have to earn out own money now, and you can’t mooch off us any more.”
“But all I have is my terrible record, TV show, Perfume, Movie roles, and my sex tape!” Paris screaming and pouting, “How am I going to make it on my own on just that?”
“I dunno’ honey. Maybe another sex tape? Did you want me to ask Daddy to film it for you?”
Heh heh. Priceless!
This is just my opinion, and you’re entitled to it.
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