I Don’t Know Why, He Swallowed The Fly
Some people will see an opportunity and abuse the situation just to make a buck.
An Ontario man found a fly in his watter bottle and claims it ruined his life and is trying to sue the water bottle company for a whopping $340,000!
This guy must be going absolutely nuts when he walks outside and sees the flies all over the place. Flies on the rock! Flies on the flower! And ACK! Flies on the Poop!
A man who found a dead fly in his bottled water is claiming before Canada’s high court that the incident ruined his sex life, hair salon business and even made it hard for him to shower.
I’m sure everybody is thinking the same thing as I am. A pile of bull crap, right? It’s a bloody fly! Has anybody told him about the other bugs in the world, or is this idiot a shut in?
How does a Fly effect your sex life, unless it’s Spanish fly? Why would it be hard to shower? Does he think flies are going to shoot out of the shower faucet?
Thankfully he hasn’t won the court case. I hope the courts ignore his appeal too. All we need is shit like this taking place in our courts, as if there weren’t enough trials taking up precious time from the more serious cases that are going on in the world.
Get over it buddy, it’s just a stupid fly.
This is just my opinion, and you’re entitled to it.
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